What the hell are you doing on that boat? In case you were wondering, yes, I am on a boat, and to paraphrase, no this is not sea world. Do not despair, this is not a Corona Virus riddled cruise gone wrong. I am not on lock down. Well not really. You see, we have […]
The pig is a surfboard. I am actually surprised you haven’t heard of it. Fabled, beyond mythical, immortal even. I could say I own it, but does one really own anything? Truth be told, the pig owns me, and the relationship has been bittersweet. A rollercoaster of emotions. Whilst the pig wears its scars on
Looking down at my shoes, I cannot help but remark at how they feel around my ankles. Grey, knitted, comfortable. Like socks, but shoes. Then I smile and congratulate myself on my ability to tie my laces, even if it is a double knot. Sometimes I wish my foot wasn’t so fat, I much prefer
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Nothing too serious but nothing not serious? I guess I am pretty serious if you ask my mates (I hope I still have those). It’s hard to know where to begin with something like this, putting thoughts to paper (you know what I mean). So I will just free form. No need to get deep
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