A coastal crusade on how not to waste time
Let me tell you about Gene. I met her on a sunny winter morning down…
It’s a song that never ends, so why the long face?
Unless you have never listened to music, there is no doubt in my mind that…
The death of snoozing
Have you ever wondered why the snooze button on an alarm clock is so big?…
Baby come back, another blog nobody (everybody) asked for
Come back, please come back. The emails, letters, telegrams have been coming thick and fast…
Too much wine, not enough fuel…lessons in living
You are never too old to stop learning. Drinking too much sparkling wine at a…
Stargazing for beginners
When was the last time you looked up at the stars? I am not talking…
I’m on a boat MF
What the hell are you doing on that boat? In case you were wondering, yes,…
The boy who let a chicken lay an egg in his mouth
Interesting blog title for an uninteresting blog. Perhaps. What if I were to tell you…
Birkenstocks and burnt feet
There’s a long list of things I said I would never wear. At one point…
The Pig
The pig is a surfboard. I am actually surprised you haven’t heard of it. Fabled,…
Bowties with dogs, the dogs also wearing bowties
Closed minds don’t get fed. What a profound piece of wisdom. Of all places to…
Beercase Wanker
It was the moment I caught my reflection in my stainless-steel growler that I knew…
Shoe laces, what do they say about you?
Looking down at my shoes, I cannot help but remark at how they feel around…
Surely he’s not serious?
Nothing too serious but nothing not serious? I guess I am pretty serious if you…
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